Why won't they attack Americans when they keep shouting 'animal rights' up and down? Anyway, in Teaneck, New Jersey, a mob of badly-behaved birds are roaming the streets and wreaking havoc on hapless residents.
Courtney Lopchinsky told CBS 2 that one of the pugnacious poultry tore through her kitchen window as she was eating dinner with her young children. “I grabbed the kids and we literally ran for our lives out of the house because we were so scared,” she said. “All of a sudden it went straight through the window and we were covered in glass.”
The turkey caused an estimated $6,000 worth of property damage before being chased away. He is believed to be part of a pack of five foul-tempered fowl that have been stirring up trouble throughout the neighbourhood.
“They’re like gangster turkeys,” said Courtney. “They terrorize kids at bus stops and chase people to their cars!”
New Jersey Fish and Wildlife are on the case, working to trap and relocate the bad-ass birds, but Health Officer Ken Katter encouraged residents to avoid the turkeys in the meantime, as they are particularly aggressive during mating season.
“Start by not confronting turkeys to start with; you can chase them away making noises, water hoses, or even your leashed dog,” he said.
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